Joke o' the day
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants.
The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?"
"Aaarrrr!" says the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"
The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?"
"Aaarrrr!" says the pirate. "It's drivin' me nuts!"